Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Sharifa (Guest) on October 10, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Hekima (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Kazija (Guest) on September 25, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Sofia (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 16, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Furaha (Guest) on August 10, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Salma (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Juma (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Sultan (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 24, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Kiza (Guest) on May 17, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Azima (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 6, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Nashon (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Rahma (Guest) on March 19, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mhina (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 10, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Kassim (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Fadhila (Guest) on February 17, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 15, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Omari (Guest) on January 26, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Issack (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Masika (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Shamsa (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️