The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Salma (Guest) on November 6, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Hawa (Guest) on November 4, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 2, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 14, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Warda (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Sekela (Guest) on September 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 27, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Fadhili (Guest) on August 14, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Hekima (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Azima (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Ali (Guest) on July 1, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Nasra (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 12, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Sekela (Guest) on April 2, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 21, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 2, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Zainab (Guest) on February 15, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mustafa (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Rukia (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Rubea (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 28, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Rahim (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mwanais (Guest) on December 23, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Nassor (Guest) on December 19, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 6, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Zulekha (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 29, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Mariam (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔