A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ๐๐ต
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Issa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Bakari (Guest) on December 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Amir (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Sultan (Guest) on October 2, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Hekima (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on July 12, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Amani (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mzee (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 10, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on March 30, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 27, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on March 23, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Tabu (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Rukia (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Amani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 10, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 30, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค