What runs but never walks?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

George Tenga (Guest) on January 23, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Jamal (Guest) on January 21, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 11, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Wande (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Josephine (Guest) on December 26, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Maneno (Guest) on December 25, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Fadhili (Guest) on November 17, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Bahati (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on October 31, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

John Malisa (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 2, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Latifa (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 6, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rukia (Guest) on August 20, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 9, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Baridi (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 23, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 23, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on July 17, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

John Lissu (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Shamsa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on June 2, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Leila (Guest) on May 29, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 18, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Habiba (Guest) on May 13, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Maida (Guest) on April 22, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zuhura (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rubea (Guest) on April 12, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Mgeni (Guest) on April 5, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Khadija (Guest) on March 9, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Arifa (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬