A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! ☀️🦃
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Shabani (Guest) on January 27, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Khamis (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Yahya (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Hashim (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 21, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 8, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Rukia (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Josephine (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Zakia (Guest) on October 14, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Shamim (Guest) on October 13, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 12, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nchi (Guest) on September 27, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Mhina (Guest) on September 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Juma (Guest) on September 3, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Sofia (Guest) on August 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
😂 So funny!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Shukuru (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 16, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Ali (Guest) on July 12, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 27, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Zainab (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Omari (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Muslima (Guest) on May 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Nchi (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 7, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Furaha (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Sharifa (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶