How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Issa (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 10, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahim (Guest) on December 5, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Safiya (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Josephine (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 5, 2019

😄 You got me!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 4, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mhina (Guest) on September 28, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 27, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Halimah (Guest) on September 4, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 13, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 30, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rashid (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanais (Guest) on June 15, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on June 12, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nassor (Guest) on June 11, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Omari (Guest) on May 31, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Hekima (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 30, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 21, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 4, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Sharifa (Guest) on February 21, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 11, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 10, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Josephine (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 1, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 23, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 11, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 2, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 21, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Athumani (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Zakia (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Halima (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Bakari (Guest) on November 18, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Yahya (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 5, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷