The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 29, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Nuru (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mhina (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 8, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Amina (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 14, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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😂 I’m dying!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 26, 2020
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😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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😂 This joke just made my day!
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😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Kahina (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼