Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! ๐ป๐ซ
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
James Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on August 16, 2020
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 15, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on August 1, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 28, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 27, 2020
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
James Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 7, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on May 3, 2020
๐ That punchline!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 29, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 21, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Jafari (Guest) on April 15, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Bakari (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 12, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on February 9, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on January 24, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 17, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 10, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on December 2, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rahim (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 20, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on November 2, 2019
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2019
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on October 11, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 8, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Shani (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Neema (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ