Funny Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! ๐ป๐
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 9, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on October 26, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Chum (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 14, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on October 14, 2020
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 1, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Rashid (Guest) on August 28, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 21, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 4, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 22, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 15, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Shamim (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 22, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Zakia (Guest) on May 17, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020
๐ So funny!
Nchi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Kahina (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Khamis (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 31, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 23, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 12, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 5, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 3, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Hassan (Guest) on February 28, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 21, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 22, 2019
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Hekima (Guest) on December 12, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ