Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! π¦π°
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Shamsa (Guest) on October 3, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Issa (Guest) on September 25, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 4, 2021
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 31, 2021
π This is a keeper!
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2021
π That punchline!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 14, 2021
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Sharifa (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Khalifa (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 10, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 3, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2021
π So funny!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
John Lissu (Guest) on June 26, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Farida (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on May 31, 2021
π Iβm dying!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Rashid (Guest) on May 21, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Zakaria (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 7, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Yahya (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Maneno (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on April 18, 2021
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2021
π Still cracking up!
Tambwe (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Zulekha (Guest) on March 25, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Issa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
π This made my day!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Fatuma (Guest) on February 28, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Jamal (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
James Mduma (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Zuhura (Guest) on February 8, 2021
π Nailed it!
Shamim (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Ahmed (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 3, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Kiza (Guest) on December 30, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Selemani (Guest) on December 12, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Hassan (Guest) on December 2, 2020
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