Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Zulekha (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Nassor (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 24, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 2, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Hassan (Guest) on October 29, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 15, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Nchi (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Amir (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Salima (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Furaha (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 27, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kazija (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nchi (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Halimah (Guest) on August 17, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Binti (Guest) on August 15, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mohamed (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Yusra (Guest) on July 26, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Zainab (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Yusra (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Athumani (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Shamim (Guest) on June 15, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

David Chacha (Guest) on June 6, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2021

😄 Too good!

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Zuhura (Guest) on April 1, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Khamis (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰