Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert? A: Mice cream! ๐จ๐ญ
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 29, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Raha (Guest) on October 29, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on September 17, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 11, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Umi (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Salma (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on August 28, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 28, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Ahmed (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Faiza (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Juma (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Kheri (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Nchi (Guest) on May 13, 2021
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 11, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 10, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 19, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Kassim (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Jamila (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Raha (Guest) on April 15, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on February 11, 2021
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mjaka (Guest) on January 29, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Jabir (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 12, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 17, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!