Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Salima (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Masika (Guest) on August 11, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zakia (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Josephine (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 29, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Zainab (Guest) on May 21, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mgeni (Guest) on May 15, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Azima (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 17, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Maida (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mohamed (Guest) on March 11, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

John Kamande (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rashid (Guest) on March 6, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 5, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Kahina (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Faiza (Guest) on February 26, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 7, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mchuma (Guest) on February 1, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 26, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 17, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 17, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Arifa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Juma (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on December 16, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rahim (Guest) on November 25, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

John Lissu (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hashim (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 18, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴