A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Daudi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Daudi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Amani (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Kiza (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Fadhili (Guest) on October 30, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Faiza (Guest) on October 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Khamis (Guest) on October 21, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 18, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 5, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
James Kimani (Guest) on October 2, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Zawadi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 17, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Fadhila (Guest) on September 13, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 26, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Baraka (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 19, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Salima (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 23, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
George Tenga (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴