Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 16, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 15, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 8, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 8, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 4, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Kassim (Guest) on October 13, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Rashid (Guest) on September 15, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Nassor (Guest) on July 6, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mustafa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Issack (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Neema (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Tabu (Guest) on May 10, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Shukuru (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 5, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Chiku (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 23, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Arifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Nashon (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Abubakar (Guest) on March 19, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 16, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Hawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Nuru (Guest) on February 22, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Rubea (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 29, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Hawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
John Lissu (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵