What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Maulid (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 19, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Abdillah (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Jabir (Guest) on August 24, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Omari (Guest) on August 20, 2023

😂 So funny!

Husna (Guest) on August 6, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 3, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Muslima (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Muslima (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nasra (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 10, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 7, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Abubakari (Guest) on June 17, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 15, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Khamis (Guest) on May 6, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

George Tenga (Guest) on May 4, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Zulekha (Guest) on May 3, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 2, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Sarafina (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Muslima (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Majid (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nchi (Guest) on March 10, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 6, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Arifa (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Fikiri (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on February 3, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Rahma (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Ahmed (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 16, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 14, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 14, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rahim (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 9, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Maimuna (Guest) on December 5, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sumaya (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇