Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 18, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 8, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 29, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Hawa (Guest) on June 27, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Jafari (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Jaffar (Guest) on June 24, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 25, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Amir (Guest) on May 18, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Khadija (Guest) on May 14, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Farida (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Zakaria (Guest) on April 28, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 17, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Ndoto (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 29, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Kassim (Guest) on March 9, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Kahina (Guest) on March 5, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 15, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Zubeida (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 31, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Shamsa (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
John Malisa (Guest) on November 29, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊