Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Sharifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Salma (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Jamila (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 5, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 22, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 16, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Shukuru (Guest) on January 10, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏