A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! π§ββοΈβ¨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 27, 2016
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2016
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 22, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Rashid (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 8, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 30, 2015
π This one really got me!
Halimah (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 23, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 19, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 12, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Saidi (Guest) on December 11, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on October 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 16, 2015
π Laughing so hard right now!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 10, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Faiza (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Sumaya (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Shabani (Guest) on September 4, 2015
π Too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 31, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 26, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Warda (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2015
π This is gold!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 2, 2015
π Pure comedy gold!
Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2015
π You got me!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 29, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°