A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 11, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 6, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Daudi (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Rubea (Guest) on November 16, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 15, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Sarafina (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Habiba (Guest) on October 10, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Athumani (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Fadhila (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Bahati (Guest) on August 22, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Safiya (Guest) on August 20, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
John Malisa (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Faiza (Guest) on August 9, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Maida (Guest) on August 5, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Nuru (Guest) on August 3, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Chum (Guest) on July 26, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Khamis (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Ahmed (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Hashim (Guest) on May 10, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Nassar (Guest) on May 6, 2015
😄 Too good!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Issack (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
John Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Rubea (Guest) on April 1, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Masika (Guest) on March 16, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Zawadi (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Issa (Guest) on March 2, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 28, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Arifa (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️