Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! π§ π‘ Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2016
π Sharing right away!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Wande (Guest) on March 14, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Faiza (Guest) on February 15, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2016
π Can't stop laughing!
Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Nahida (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! π
Maimuna (Guest) on September 10, 2015
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Yahya (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Yusra (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Rabia (Guest) on June 6, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Kahina (Guest) on May 10, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Nuru (Guest) on May 6, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 1, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Omar (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2015
π So funny!
Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mhina (Guest) on March 19, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 15, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ