Which flower talks the most?

Kiza (Guest) on September 16, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mjaka (Guest) on July 20, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 5, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 28, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 23, 2024

😄 Too good!

Zakia (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 23, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Zubeida (Guest) on May 18, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Saidi (Guest) on May 13, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 10, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 7, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Sekela (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 1, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Omar (Guest) on April 11, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 28, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sumaya (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Selemani (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 28, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Amir (Guest) on January 24, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 21, 2024

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 19, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Malisa (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rubea (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nuru (Guest) on December 7, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 30, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Omari (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 20, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Chum (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️