Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Sekela (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 29, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Chiku (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 14, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nyota (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Khatib (Guest) on November 26, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Rahim (Guest) on October 26, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Bahati (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

James Kimani (Guest) on October 17, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ali (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Khadija (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Tabu (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Omar (Guest) on September 4, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kiza (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 23, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 16, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Sarafina (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mchawi (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Yusuf (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Hashim (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Hassan (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nuru (Guest) on May 27, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Fatuma (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sharifa (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jamila (Guest) on May 18, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Zulekha (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 9, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌