Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 19, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jamal (Guest) on January 4, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Amina (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 22, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 27, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 4, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Warda (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 5, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 29, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Kassim (Guest) on September 17, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Tambwe (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
James Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Zainab (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Jabir (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mohamed (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Kahina (Guest) on July 10, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on June 12, 2016
๐ This is too funny!
Saidi (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Zulekha (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on April 28, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Zakia (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 9, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on April 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐