Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
Omari (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 25, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ahmed (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 4, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Azima (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 10, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Fadhili (Guest) on February 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Halimah (Guest) on January 16, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 21, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Rashid (Guest) on December 14, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Latifa (Guest) on December 4, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Mchuma (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Jabir (Guest) on October 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 22, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Rahim (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Raha (Guest) on October 19, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Wande (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 13, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Salima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Biashara (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Neema (Guest) on July 22, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 16, 2016
😄 Too good!
Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 7, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️