Funny Answer: π In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! ππ
Omari (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Ahmed (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 4, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Azima (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 17, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 10, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Fadhili (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on January 16, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 21, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Rashid (Guest) on December 14, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Latifa (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Mchuma (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Jabir (Guest) on October 31, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 22, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Rahim (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Raha (Guest) on October 19, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Wande (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Salima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2016
π I needed that laugh!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Biashara (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Neema (Guest) on July 22, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 16, 2016
π Too good!
Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 7, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ