Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
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😁 This just made my day!
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This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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😂 So funny!
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This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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🤣 This one got me good!
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣