Question: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Croak-et! 🐸⛳️
Explanation: A play on words, combining the word "croak" (the sound a frog makes) with the game of "croquet." The answer suggests that frogs love playing a fun version of croquet called "Croak-et," where they can show off their hopping skills on the golf course. The use of the frog emoji adds to the humor and charm of the answer.
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Zulekha (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mjaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 22, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 18, 2016
😄 Too good!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nchi (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 29, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Jamila (Guest) on September 16, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Issa (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Abdullah (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Neema (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 7, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mohamed (Guest) on July 7, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
George Tenga (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 24, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Hassan (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 13, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Jamal (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 4, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Furaha (Guest) on June 2, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 31, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 28, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Abubakari (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Arifa (Guest) on April 16, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 16, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 2, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 31, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 29, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
Masika (Guest) on March 26, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mohamed (Guest) on March 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 9, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Tambwe (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Rashid (Guest) on February 23, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Habiba (Guest) on February 15, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅