The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! π€π
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Asha (Guest) on December 2, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 27, 2016
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Asha (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Daudi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 11, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Maida (Guest) on November 11, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Salum (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Bahati (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Jafari (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
George Tenga (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Yahya (Guest) on August 9, 2016
π This joke just made my day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 13, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Rubea (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Hawa (Guest) on June 11, 2016
π You got me good!
Tabu (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 31, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Kheri (Guest) on May 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Mchawi (Guest) on May 12, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 5, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Zakaria (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2016
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Halima (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2016
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Wande (Guest) on March 12, 2016
π What a joke!
Leila (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨