What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 2, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 29, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Shamim (Guest) on June 5, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Amir (Guest) on March 31, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sarafina (Guest) on March 8, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Latifa (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Kazija (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Abdillah (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Kahina (Guest) on January 26, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ali (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 5, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Abdullah (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Ahmed (Guest) on December 6, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Fikiri (Guest) on November 15, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Maida (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mjaka (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 6, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

David Chacha (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 4, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Khadija (Guest) on August 12, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Husna (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Masika (Guest) on July 10, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

James Mduma (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 22, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 15, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Kassim (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mashaka (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Salma (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹