Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Yahya (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Kahina (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Shani (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mohamed (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 1, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Yahya (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Sultan (Guest) on December 2, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 15, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Habiba (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Fikiri (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Zakaria (Guest) on July 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Husna (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Rahim (Guest) on July 8, 2016
😆 That punchline!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 28, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 26, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Sultan (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 14, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 11, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Jaffar (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧