Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Raha (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Tabu (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 6, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Shani (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Aziza (Guest) on December 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Khadija (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Maneno (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Rukia (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Shabani (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Juma (Guest) on October 24, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Husna (Guest) on October 22, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Farida (Guest) on October 9, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 9, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 28, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nyota (Guest) on September 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Safiya (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2016
😆 That punchline!
Salma (Guest) on July 14, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Nchi (Guest) on July 14, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Baraka (Guest) on May 21, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
Kahina (Guest) on May 21, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Latifa (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔