What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Omari (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Saidi (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarafina (Guest) on December 24, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Maida (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zuhura (Guest) on November 17, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 12, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 8, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 7, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 29, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Bakari (Guest) on August 23, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nassar (Guest) on August 8, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 5, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Rahma (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rukia (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 14, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 8, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 8, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Abdullah (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nchi (Guest) on June 21, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Bahati (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Leila (Guest) on May 23, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rubea (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mariam (Guest) on May 12, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Zubeida (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Maulid (Guest) on April 20, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Maimuna (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆