Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zuhura (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Amina (Guest) on January 4, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Chiku (Guest) on January 3, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fatuma (Guest) on October 15, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Khamis (Guest) on October 13, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Halima (Guest) on September 25, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

James Kimani (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mazrui (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on August 15, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Baraka (Guest) on July 8, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Asha (Guest) on June 27, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 22, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Athumani (Guest) on June 17, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Leila (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Sarafina (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Salum (Guest) on May 27, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mjaka (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 23, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

James Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️