Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Fikiri (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Baridi (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Abdullah (Guest) on November 2, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Khadija (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Makame (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Zubeida (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
George Mallya (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Amina (Guest) on September 20, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 31, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mhina (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Zakaria (Guest) on July 17, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 11, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Umi (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Zubeida (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Sarafina (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 2, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 2, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mzee (Guest) on February 21, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Issack (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Saidi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on January 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 21, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Issack (Guest) on January 9, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Hekima (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Raha (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁