Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Hashim (Guest) on June 13, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mzee (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Latifa (Guest) on May 4, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 22, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Umi (Guest) on February 15, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 12, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 1, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nashon (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Saidi (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 24, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 28, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Hassan (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 3, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jamal (Guest) on September 2, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 4, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 3, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Hawa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Kazija (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Zakaria (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 31, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧