Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Ali (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 5, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 15, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Azima (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Azima (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 28, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Azima (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Jabir (Guest) on February 9, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Khadija (Guest) on February 2, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Amani (Guest) on February 1, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 29, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Kazija (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Rashid (Guest) on January 6, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Sofia (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Shani (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Hamida (Guest) on December 22, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 16, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on November 15, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 3, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 31, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 29, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 26, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 17, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Shamim (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Jafari (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Nasra (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 7, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 23, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Yusuf (Guest) on September 3, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 11, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Jabir (Guest) on August 9, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Wande (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
James Kimani (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mohamed (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Rukia (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
John Malisa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
😄 You got me!