The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" πΊπ
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! ππΆ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 24, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Nassor (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2018
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Saidi (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Yusuf (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
John Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Nchi (Guest) on October 10, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Kiza (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 16, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Shani (Guest) on September 8, 2017
π I had to share this with everyone!
Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2017
π Too good!
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2017
π This is too funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Salma (Guest) on August 14, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mohamed (Guest) on August 8, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 23, 2017
π€£ Sending this now!
Omar (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2017
π€£ This one got me good!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Bahati (Guest) on May 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Athumani (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π