In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 28, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 25, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Abubakari (Guest) on January 25, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Zuhura (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Halima (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Amina (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Sumaya (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Shamsa (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Jabir (Guest) on November 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Kiza (Guest) on October 20, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 8, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mwanais (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 4, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Halima (Guest) on July 4, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 1, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Safiya (Guest) on May 24, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 18, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Ndoto (Guest) on April 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Leila (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅