What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Josephine (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 16, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 4, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Abdullah (Guest) on October 21, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Shamsa (Guest) on October 14, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 10, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

George Mallya (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 4, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 27, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Chum (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Halima (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 21, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mzee (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 5, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Furaha (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 7, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 1, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 18, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Athumani (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Yahya (Guest) on May 31, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Omari (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mhina (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 5, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Masika (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴