The librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing is 📚bookworms! 🐛😄
Explanation: Librarians are known for their love of books and knowledge, so it's only fitting that their favorite type of bait would be bookworms! This playful answer combines the idea of fishing with the librarian's passion for reading. It adds a lighthearted twist and brings a smile to the reader's face.
Rashid (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Amir (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 30, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 24, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Juma (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 5, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 4, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Daudi (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 21, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Mohamed (Guest) on September 18, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Maulid (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 7, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Bakari (Guest) on August 2, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Baraka (Guest) on July 26, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 14, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Hekima (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Makame (Guest) on July 3, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mariam (Guest) on June 20, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
James Mduma (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 25, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Halima (Guest) on May 18, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Jamila (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 13, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Daudi (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 27, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Daudi (Guest) on April 20, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Jamila (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Abubakari (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Kassim (Guest) on March 22, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 20, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
John Mushi (Guest) on March 7, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Maida (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mazrui (Guest) on February 6, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Fadhila (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅