What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day? ๐ฟ๏ธโค๏ธ A nutty love letter! ๐๐ฅ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! ๐ฟ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Nyota (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Husna (Guest) on December 10, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 30, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Kassim (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 25, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 22, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 27, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 18, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mzee (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 10, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 7, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 3, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
George Mallya (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Sultan (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 2, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on April 23, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Zakaria (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Masika (Guest) on April 5, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2017
๐ You got me!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mashaka (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐