Short Answer: He shell-ebrated the turtle's life with a "turtley" awesome funeral procession! 🐢💀🎉
Explanation: When the boy's turtle died, instead of being sad, he decided to celebrate its life in a fun and unique way. He organized a funeral procession for the turtle, complete with a little turtle-sized casket and a parade of his stuffed animal friends. They played cheerful music, danced, and had a "shell-ebration" to remember the turtle's presence in their lives. It was a funny and lighthearted way for the boy to cope with his loss and honor his beloved pet turtle. 🎉
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I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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🤣 Sharing this right now!
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🤣 This joke is too good!
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😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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😂 I need to save this one forever!
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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😄 Perfect joke!
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆