Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻
Azima (Guest) on February 24, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 20, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Athumani (Guest) on February 3, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 24, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Raha (Guest) on December 30, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Sumaya (Guest) on December 28, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Muslima (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Habiba (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Nyota (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Binti (Guest) on December 1, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 21, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Neema (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 15, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Rashid (Guest) on September 8, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Makame (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Hawa (Guest) on August 12, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mustafa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 23, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Juma (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Maida (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Zuhura (Guest) on May 10, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Khamis (Guest) on May 8, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 11, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Sofia (Guest) on February 4, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Rahma (Guest) on February 2, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 31, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Bahati (Guest) on January 17, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 14, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Rukia (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Abdullah (Guest) on December 29, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Salum (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖