Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mariam (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 8, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

David Chacha (Guest) on October 19, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 2, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Hawa (Guest) on September 21, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Maulid (Guest) on August 26, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Fadhili (Guest) on August 25, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 30, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 5, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nassar (Guest) on February 11, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Josephine (Guest) on February 8, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 30, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Zainab (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mashaka (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 10, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Maneno (Guest) on January 8, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 1, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Yusuf (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Faiza (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 18, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 17, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Ndoto (Guest) on December 5, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Hashim (Guest) on November 28, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 25, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Masika (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Zainab (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️