A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Nchi (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Rubea (Guest) on November 13, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Azima (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 12, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rabia (Guest) on October 22, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Issa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mchawi (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Biashara (Guest) on October 3, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Nuru (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 14, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 19, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 17, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 28, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 22, 2018
😄 Too good!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Fadhili (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 15, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Maulid (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Khadija (Guest) on April 11, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 18, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Jaffar (Guest) on March 3, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Kazija (Guest) on February 26, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡