Q: What makes a skeleton laugh? A: ๐๐ฆด A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ๐๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 2, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 2, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on March 9, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2019
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Rukia (Guest) on December 22, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Maulid (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Ali (Guest) on November 2, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 23, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Nassor (Guest) on October 2, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 22, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 18, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 11, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Amir (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Latifa (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 26, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Sekela (Guest) on May 23, 2018
๐ Sharing right away!
Mwanais (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 26, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 3, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ