What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ๐๐ A jumbo dialer! ๐คฃ
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on September 17, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on September 5, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 4, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on August 12, 2018
๐ I needed that laugh!
Nahida (Guest) on August 6, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Rabia (Guest) on July 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 27, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Binti (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 8, 2018
๐ So funny!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 17, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Jabir (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2018
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Neema (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Zainab (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 11, 2018
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Baridi (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
George Mallya (Guest) on February 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on February 12, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 9, 2018
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Yusuf (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 30, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 29, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
John Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Jaffar (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on December 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ