What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 23, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Hamida (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 1, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mhina (Guest) on October 21, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mustafa (Guest) on October 11, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Sumaya (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

James Mduma (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mazrui (Guest) on September 27, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nchi (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Sharifa (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 27, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Maida (Guest) on August 24, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 12, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Yusuf (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mazrui (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Juma (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 20, 2018

😄 You got me!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 11, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

James Kimani (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 30, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 23, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Binti (Guest) on June 21, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nassar (Guest) on June 17, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nuru (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ahmed (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sekela (Guest) on May 13, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Shamim (Guest) on May 12, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 24, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Maneno (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nuru (Guest) on March 15, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪