What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 27, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Shukuru (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Faiza (Guest) on November 18, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Zakia (Guest) on November 16, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 26, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Bakari (Guest) on September 26, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Abdillah (Guest) on September 20, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mwanais (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ali (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 23, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Tabu (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Hamida (Guest) on July 7, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Kassim (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Umi (Guest) on June 24, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 13, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on June 11, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jamal (Guest) on June 10, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mohamed (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 22, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 7, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Majid (Guest) on April 7, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Juma (Guest) on March 22, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗