Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Abubakar (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on November 28, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Sharifa (Guest) on November 26, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Fadhila (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 22, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sumaya (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Faiza (Guest) on September 8, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Halima (Guest) on September 5, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Abdillah (Guest) on August 4, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 15, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 11, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sofia (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Amir (Guest) on July 6, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

James Kimani (Guest) on June 20, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 1, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 30, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sharifa (Guest) on May 17, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Aziza (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Khatib (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

George Tenga (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 8, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Hawa (Guest) on April 7, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Hassan (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mariam (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Furaha (Guest) on February 25, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

James Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Zubeida (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒